Wired Autocomplete with Nick Kroll and John Mulaney: Unraveling the Truth About Themselves

Summary

In this Wired Autocomplete interview, Nick Kroll and John Mulaney answer the most searched questions on the internet about themselves. They unravel the truth about their personal lives, including their relationship status, nationality, alma mater, and much more.

Is Nick Kroll single?
Is Nick Kroll rich?
Is Nick Kroll German?
Is Nick Kroll Canadian?
Did John Mulaney kill Princess Diana?
Did John Mulaney win an Emmy?
Did John Mulaney go to college?
What did John Mulaney study?
Where did John Mulaney get married?
Where did Nick Kroll grow up?
What did Nick Kroll’s parents do?
Where did Nick Kroll go to college?
Did Nick Kroll audition for SNL?
How did Nick Kroll become famous?
Where did Nick Kroll’s zip come from?
Was John Mulaney in a frat?
Why was John Mulaney on SNL?

Q&A

Is Nick Kroll single?

Nick Kroll is singularly focused on doing a great job in this viral video. As for whether I am single or not, I prefer to keep my personal life private.

Is Nick Kroll rich?

Not only am I independently rich from all the money I’ve made doing comedy, but I also come from a wealthy family.

Is Nick Kroll German?

It’s possible that a number of generations ago I was German, but I think it’s fair to say that I’m no longer German.

Is Nick Kroll Canadian?

I am not Canadian, but I do love to say the word “past”.

Did John Mulaney kill Princess Diana?

No, that was so long ago. Who knows what happened in that dark tunnel on that Paris evening? She was England’s rose.

Did John Mulaney win an Emmy?

No, I won two Emmys. However, the first Emmy I received was a trick. Seth Meyers and I called the song that we wrote for Justin Timberlake’s monologue, “Justin Timberlake’s Son”, just as a shorthand. So when the Emmy voters were voting for it, they thought that it was “Dick in a Box” or “Mother Love”. So we actually got their votes, and we were fine with it. We took the award.

Did John Mulaney go to college?

I did go to college. I went to college with Nick Kroll.

What did John Mulaney study?

Oh, I was an English major with a theology minor.

Where did John Mulaney get married?

I got married in the Catskill Mountains of New York State. Yes, because I’ve always wanted to be a Jew.

Where did Nick Kroll grow up?

I grew up right in my own pants, right now. You know what I’m saying?

What did Nick Kroll’s parents do?

Isn’t that exactly how you want to be remembered? For all of your personal accomplishments to still be diminished to what your parents did and do. Well, now you know.

Where did Nick Kroll go to college?

I went to Georgetown University with a very smart, funny young man named Mike Birbiglia.

Did Nick Kroll audition for SNL?

Yes, I auditioned the same year that John Mulaney auditioned. August 7th, 2004. It was also the same year as Jordan Peele, Ellie Kemper, and Eddie Murphy.

How did Nick Kroll become famous?

I was dating this woman, Lorena Bobbitt. I’m taking a nap, she walks in with a knife. Next thing you know, it’s a coo… Meanwhile, I was the Cutco salesman that gave her the darn thing, so now I’m feeling terrible about it. Bottom line is, I got sewn back on, I call up my Franken-dick. Can’t believe that worked, to just sew it back on.

Where did Nick Kroll’s zip come from?

Nope, there’s no right way to say that. My zip, I think, came from being a little guy, you know what I mean? So you gotta develop a little bit of a zip. I was a point guard on the basketball team, just went back to my elementary school the other day, and there was padding on the wall. And it is because many years ago, I ran to block a layup and ran headfirst into a wall. They put up padding after that.

Was John Mulaney in a frat?

No, there were no frats at Georgetown University, and I don’t see myself joining one if there were. I don’t think you would have been good in a frat.

Why was John Mulaney on SNL?

Exactly, well, one defense would be that I wasn’t. But since you’re turning the screw, I was asked to be on Update. I was never on the show, really. I left, and then they asked me to host the show. I’d say for me, top three SNL hosts of all time. Nancy Kerrigan.

Conclusion

In this Wired Autocomplete interview, Nick Kroll and John Mulaney provided some hilarious and intriguing answers to some of the most searched questions on the internet about themselves. We learned that Nick Kroll is focused on doing a great job in his viral video, he comes from a wealthy family, and he developed his zip from playing basketball. John Mulaney revealed that he won two Emmys, got married in the Catskill Mountains of New York State, and was an English major with a theology minor in college. Overall, these comedic geniuses took us on a fun and informative ride into their personal lives.