Giant Robots Fighting Giant Monsters: The Terrible Idea of Mecha versus Kaiju

Summary

In this article, we discuss the idea of giant humanoid robots fighting giant monsters, as seen in movies like Pacific Rim. While it may seem exciting, the concept of Mecha versus Kaiju is a terrible idea for a weapon. The article explores the instability of bipedal robots and the vulnerability of the cockpit located in the head. We also question the logic of having a separate gun for the giant robot and suggest alternative models like the Tachikomas from Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex.

Table of Contents

  • The Instability of Bipedal Robots
  • The Vulnerability of the Cockpit
  • The Questionable Logic of Separate Guns
  • Alternative Models for Fighting Kaiju

The Instability of Bipedal Robots

While the idea of giant humanoid robots may seem exciting, they are inherently unstable. One kick to the leg and the robot is down, vulnerable to attack. While bipedal robots have the advantage of high heads for 3D vision and opposable thumbs, they are not practical in combat situations.

The Vulnerability of the Cockpit

In Pacific Rim, the Mecha Jagers have their cockpit located in the head, making it a vulnerable target for the Kaiju. While our brains are protected inside our skulls, a cockpit located on top of a giant robot is just asking to get hit. The article suggests that the cockpit should be located in the chest, where it is more protected.

The Questionable Logic of Separate Guns

The article questions the logic of having a separate gun for the giant robot. With limited finger mobility, it is not practical to have a separate gun. The article suggests alternative models like the Yamato built in the giant ship with the wave motion gun on the front.

Alternative Models for Fighting Kaiju

The article suggests alternative models for fighting Kaiju, such as the Tachikomas from Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex. These spider-like robots have a lot of legs, are stable, low to the ground, and heavily armed. While they have the small problem of achieving self-awareness and rebelling against their creator, they are a small price to pay for a weapon that can stand up to a Kaiju.

Conclusion

While the concept of Mecha versus Kaiju may seem exciting, it is a terrible idea for a weapon. The article explores the instability of bipedal robots, the vulnerability of the cockpit, and the questionable logic of having separate guns. Alternative models like the Tachikomas from Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex are suggested for a more stable and practical weapon against Kaiju.

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