Battle Testing a Microsoft Zune with an Ancient Rune: Will it Survive?

Summary

In this article, we will be discussing the battle testing of a Microsoft Zune with an ancient rune. Released in 2006, the Microsoft Zune was a competitor to the already established iPod but failed to gain popularity. We will be conducting three tests on the Zune, including dropping it from a normal height, dropping it from a really high height, and testing its extreme limits. All of this MP3 mayhem will be captured on our custom-built spinning slow-motion camera rig.

Introduction
First Test: Dropping the Zune from a Normal Height
Second Test: Dropping the Zune from a Really High Height
Third Test: Testing the Extreme Limits of the Zune
Conclusion

First Test: Dropping the Zune from a Normal Height

In the first test, we dropped the Zune from a normal height, and it seemed pretty sturdy. However, as soon as we dropped it, it started falling apart, and we could split it in the side. Surprisingly, it still worked, but we felt bad for the Zune. We must destroy it.

Second Test: Dropping the Zune from a Really High Height

In the second test, we dropped the Zune from a really high height, and it looked like it broke. However, the camera was not broken, which was also very important. We found the ancient rune in a guy’s garage, and it was pretty heavy. The cart was armored, and that’s why it didn’t break.

Third Test: Testing the Extreme Limits of the Zune

In the third test, we tested the extreme limits of the Zune, and it didn’t turn on. We think it’s broken, but it looks pristine. We can’t help but wonder where the ancient rune came from, which was like a Ten Commandments type of stone from the time of the Hobbit.

Conclusion

In conclusion, the battle versus the rune and the Zune was not a fair fight. The Zune never had a chance to begin with, in any of these tests or in the marketplace. We want to remind Zuners that they can request We Battle Test next by leaving a comment down below with the hashtag #battledamage. We want to thank Barely Political for requesting this week’s episode, and we encourage our readers to check out their channel. We will see you next week.